Tittilate Me, A Mock Poem

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Melisande Luna
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(6/13/01 1:04:39 pm)
Reply An Old Poem for Glenn
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I wrote this poem for Glenn once when I was at AIAP, it was just a joke and Glenn really got a kick out of it, it is a mock poem, the original text by Ophelia28 (Cassia) appears below:

Tittilate Me, A Mock Poem

Titillate me, as I don´t like my hobbies;
make us a sports club, hockey be our day,
finger me all night, play me Dimeola till the strings snap
and finally, happily, all I can say;
Canadianize me, as I just love your bacon -
don´t hesitate babe, I like Rush.

I´ll Californiate you till you can surf too
and utter your Anthem as Nixon would do (O Canada!);
geomorph you till your formations are flawless,
Sierra Nevada, with one "v" (not two) -
Live up to the Bear and Mapleleaf! One should be bilingual,
We be talkin' 'bout love, me and you (dude), eh.

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Alliterate Me. A Love Song

Alliterate me, as I don´t like my surname;
make us a culture club, let Art be our day,
fugue me all night -- play me Bach till the "ach"-sound
is finally, happily, all I can say;
Briticize me, as I just love your country -
don´t hesitate babe, I´m not blonde anyway.

I´ll Germanize you ´till you understand Goethe
and utter your Weltschmerz as Werther would do;
apostrophize you ´till your poems are flawless,
beautiful, playful, with one "l" not two --
Live up to the Zeitgeist! One should be bilingual,
let´s speak Eng-ger-ranto love, me (ich) and du.

Cassia to Matt


Melisande Luna
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Edited by: Melisande Luna at: 6/13/01 1:07:55 pm

Gabriella00
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Posts: 125
(6/13/01 11:10:38 pm)
Reply Re: An Old Poem for Glenn
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:::::claps::::: This is a classic.... Thanks for sharing this with us.

A priceless capsule in time shared with Despolue. That poem is so darn great!!!! I can see why he got a kick out of it

blessings,
Gab

Jesdaydreamz
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(6/13/01 11:45:08 pm)
Reply Re: An Old Poem for Glenn
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This kills me Melisande
fun stuff
peace
Jess-

csboro
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Posts: 455
(6/14/01 10:41:16 am)
Reply Re: An Old Poem for Glenn
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Very good M. I enjoyed this as I know despolue would have.

C



Melisande Luna
Mean, Evil, Nasty Editor
Posts: 933
(6/14/01 10:53:25 am)
Reply Re: An Old Poem for Glenn
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Oh he did, it was in staff at AIAP and Matt brought it out into the general forum over there just yesterday. Man, we were ROLLING over this one